Dad’s the word!

Hi hungry, I’m Dad! 

Does your dad deserve a medal for the world’s worst joke? 

Whether it’s teaching you how to tie your shoes or why you should never trust “Pull my finger”, how to be a better man or help you believe anything was possible; dads (or the father figures we’ve otherwise found in our lives) make a huge difference in shaping who we become. 

Dads sacrifice a lot to provide and put a smile on their kids’ faces and we know many of our members have followed their father’s (or grandfather’s) footsteps when pursuing a career in the armed forces. You’re all a bunch of jokesters at heart so we’ve consulted thedad.com and chosen our top 5 cringe-worthy jokes.  

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? 

A Carrot. 

What’s ET short for? 

Because he’s only got tiny legs. 

What’s brown and sticky? 

A stick. 

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. 

So, I had to put my foot down. 

What do you call a fake noodle? 

An impasta. 

Whether you’re saving on something a little bit special or treating your old man to a slap-up meal at their favourite restaurant, this Father’s Day we’re thinking about all the top blokes in our lives who step up for those around them and helping you celebrate with exclusive member discounts. 

You’re not going out wearing that! While beards are back in fashion, keeping things looking ship shape is important too. Save on everything from sunglasses, shaving equipment and even smart wallets – only with Defence Discount Service.